yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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