I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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