uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize