Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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