using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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