i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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