Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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