If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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