The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I lost the right to judge tonight
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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