You work out of a Hotel?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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