my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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