What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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