We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize