Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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