actually, I'm a sock model
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
