the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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