I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
