Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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