I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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