She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There r osticjed everywhere
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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