all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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