Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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