Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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