so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
