Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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