is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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