he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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