That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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