Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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