i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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