just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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