Christians are straight up FREAKS
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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