sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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