ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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