I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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