Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
