Pappa wants mamma naked
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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