Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I need a burrito and a hug.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Randomize
