Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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