some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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