next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Panties = found
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
