I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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