He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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