Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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