at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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