No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He kissed a someone with a penis
there was a trapeze. enough said
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sext me about skeletons
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize