Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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