I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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