i'm signing you up for texting rehab
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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