Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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