So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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