drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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