I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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