i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Alive.
So much puke
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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